Today

I am having such a hard time at work today. I am sleepy and my head is trying to hurt and I am hungry. Thats not a good combination.

I almost died today

First the ants were trying to make a home around my computer table. I figured they were after the cup I left on the table with some Kool-Aid or something sweet in it. Got those under control. Then after that I notice a black line going down the wall in my bedroom and I was like OH HEEELLLLLLLL NO!! So I go and get some bug spray. Not Raid or some top of the line name brand. I bought this $2 can of ant and roach killer from Family Dollar. I get to work spraying the window sills. Now I can handle Raid fumes, but this shit....!? I was coughing and gagging and now my throat hurts from coughing so much. I thought that this was surely the end of me.

In spite of the shit almost killing me and me having to sit here with the patio door open with the air conditioner still running....there is not an ant or fly in sight...well alive that is.

Playing Nurse....well Auntie Nurse

I know that I haven't posted in a while...I have been busy. My dad was in the hospital Friday because once again he has OVERDONE IT! My Dad is a 69 yr old heart patient. He is okay now but whats iggin' me is that I didn't know until like 730 pm and he was in the hospital since about 4 or 5 o'clock that day. I got off work a little early and my 8 year old nephew called me and said that Daddy said that he was hot and cold. I asked him if Daddy needed to go to the hospital or if we needed to call EMSA and since Fattenin' likes to play so much he was like, "No, Mr. Angry Man." So I figure him and Daddy had been outside and were just coming back into the house. So I tell him that I will call him back. I go home and crash on the bed. I then wake up about 7-ish to call my trout of a sister to see if she is at home so that I can go get my laundry. She then proceeds to tell me that Mama and Daddy are at the ER at Baptist. I'm like what the hell happened? Is it Mama or Daddy? And why didn't you call me sooner than this? She tells me that she sent a text message to my cell and called my cell as well. I say why didnt you call the HOUSE phone, Franchie? I was too through then. I said let me get on up here to the hospital and see what the deal is. Long story short, Dad is fine and they think it was something that he ate. What a relief!

Anyway, today I'm playing Auntie Nurse to my 5 year old neice, who was sent home early from daycare due to a 102.xx temp. Also, there has been a reported case of strep throat today. Not her but some other child. How convenient. At this moment, she is lying across my lap snoring away and heavy as hell. Me and Grandmother are about to take her to the doctor to see if indeed she has contracted this virus.

****intercom clicks on..."Auntie Nurse Tish...we need you in the Pediatric ward....****

Until next time.

Somethings never change..and random thoughts

I used to be a person quick to make a decision about people before I get to know them or about them. After years and years of doing this, I still do, sort of. Although I still tend to make a decision about a person(s) before I really know them, I dont do it so quick anymore. However, there are always exceptions to the rule. And my first thoughts are almost always "johnny on the money". For those of you that don't that....My first thoughts are almost always right.

I am starting to figure people out.

It's really funny how people try sooooo hard to give you enough information to make you ask questions so they can dangle the info or get some satisfaction out of keeping whatever information they have to themselves. I have recently discovered that in time, things will eventually come together and while they think they have the upper hand...they really dont.


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All day long

Matt has been bothering me all day long. He started as soon as he came in. He has been harrasing me, writing me mean notes and saying things he really should not say. he was talking about my nails and though they REALLY need to be done, he will not pay for the required fill-in so why should he say anything at all? Although, he may not see it this way. Then he goes off and says that this Congo looking lady is my mother. What kind of shit is that?! Then to top it all off...he made a joke about the Beloved, deceased Beady Bee!!! I almost died.

I think you watch too much T.V.

Saturday night me and two friends went out to a local club. Well, we went to 2, one because it was 50 cent beer night and the other because the first club was a DRAG. We get to the second club and are sitting/standing and taking in the crowd when I notice this guy. He is grooving to the beat, dance moves, choreography-- all that. Then I keep watching this character. Thats when I notice that on each and every song he knows all the words AND the dance moves from the videos. I think to myself this guy watches way too much TV. Perhaps he has studied the videos and mastered the dance moves so that when he goes out into the clubs he can WOW some unsuspecting soul.

WOW.